reinaluxe:

kittensofexodus:

samovilla:

mysoulrunsdeep:

pussyprlnt:

5unflwr:

southernbitchface:

quietly-islayem:

trashg0d:

paninimami:

diaryofakanemem:

turtle94c:

diaryofakanemem:

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

“Ooo that’s cute”

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

Aries: “I just want you to know you ain’t got me. I got you. “
Taurus: “In my car there are snacks. Would you mind getting my snacks for me?”
Gemini: “OKAY REAL TALK!”
Cancer: “Every strong man got a sensitive side.”
Leo: “You gonn take pictures?”
Virgo: “Watch your fingers, bootyhole man.”
Libra: “Oooh, yeah, that’s cute.”
Scorpio: “my safeword is pinapple juice.”
Sagittarius: “That’s how far I go, you think I’m in pilates?”
Capricorn: “That is CHANGE! You know how long it took me to acquire those?”
Aquarius: “You like doing the weird shit?”
Pisces: “Don’t do drugs kids.”

accurate signs

I fucking cried